Techno Prisoners! is a News Bulletin by Dave Cool posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 35% increase in the price of Warp steroids on Janus IV.
Dave Cool is on the scene
Respect to Hard? Cor!, techno wizards extraordinaire, for organising this king-size love fest on the planet of Janus IV. The scene is kickin' up here, with all the beautiful people in attendance, going for it like never before. Frontman Wok-eyes is banging it out on the mic, raising a real special feeling here. We're vibed, man, and its only getting better; this one's special, so if you're in the area, get on down and get them dancing trousers working. There's Warp Steroids for sale all over the shop, but the way this one's shaping up, we're gonna need more and how! Peace and love, Universe crew.