Can't make a rash decision?

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Can't make a rash decision? is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.


Can't make a rash decision?
You've heard of Gravel Rash, the sport that's sweeping the system, and you want to have a go, right?
But it's so damn expensive, isn't it? All those executives and rich types hogging all the gravel slopes, their well-scraped behinds glistening brightly in the sun. Well, fear not! With the Chafeco. Laceratron 2000, you can rehearse your skills in the safety of your own dormi-cube. Featuring 8 different settings, from pumice to extra-gouge, you too can have the kind of bottom scars that even reigning champion Arfa Bellgon would admire.
The Laceratron 2000 from Chafeco. - Buy one, and be the butt of your friends' envy