Candid's Camera is a News Bulletin by Shame Tone posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.
Film critic Sham Tone reports
Last night I was treated to a preview of Filbert Candid's latest addition to his 'Kino-Neu' oeuvre, and a spectacular piece of Vid-u-lite it is too. Called 'One morning I noticed blue fluff was lodged in my abdominal orifice', it strongly challenges all our precepts of the Vidflik's modus operandi. For a start, it commences with the end credits rolling in reverse down the screen, so that we are privy to the identity of the Grips, Best Persons and Loafers before we know who the stars are, an expectation that is dashed when we discover that these people are the stars of the piece. I was so overcome with admiration I swooned, and intend to complete my viewing this evening.