Attack of the Bexian MegaLocust!

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Attack of the Bexian MegaLocust! is a News Bulletin by Jefrey Littlechair posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 65% increase in the price of grain and fertilite on Crius.


Attack of the Bexian MegaLocust!
An over-excited account by Jefrey Littlehair
I'm standing on the plains of Crius, witnessing Armageddon as a huge swarm of ferocious Bexian MegaLocusts continue their insatiable quest to eat anything that stands in their path! These feral 8' creatures are completely unstoppable, and have utterly destroyed all stocks of Grain and Fertilite, as well as consuming small house pets and the occasional young child! Are we all to be doomed? Is this the end of civilisation as we know it? Hang on, I've got a message coming in...apparently the curse has been alleviated by the Militia 3rd reserve battalion, thanks to the assistance of some extra-strength fly paper. This is Jefrey Littlehair, saying goodnight from Crius.