Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV

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Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV is a News Bulletin by Ian Stroke posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 25% increase in the price of grain, fertilite, fresh water, livestock and Synthi meat on Janus IV.


Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV
Ian Stroke reports on toilet trauma
A virulent virus has coursed through the entire population of Janus IV, causing widespread indigestion and stool looseness. The bug has been traced to contaminated stocks of food stuffs and water, all of which have been destroyed in an attempt to bring the outburst under control. Fresh supplies are urgently needed. Addressing the senate yesterday, Consul Scatalus claimed that 'Soon all this will be behind us'.