Police baffled by rodent popularity

Police baffled by rodent popularity is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 20% increase in the price of fluffy rodents on the specified planet.

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Police baffled by rodent popularity
Demi-monde doyenne [name] reports
CIS investigators following drag queen diva Julienne and her alternative retinue, now on [planet], are perplexed. It seems that wherever the transvestite tribe go, Fluffy Rodent sales increase dramatically. However, CIS agents report that they never see Rodents in the possession of the free and easy cross dressers. 'I just hope they're not eating them', one puzzled agent said yesterday.