It's caviare to the General...

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It's caviare to the General... is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.


It's caviare to the General...
What is? Why, the General's rib-stickin' taste-bud ticklin' Leviathan-sized portions of griddled Shantak Bird, that's what.
Marinated in a time-honoured mixture of herbs, spices and avian bodily secretions, and then cooked up by one of our highly-trained adolescent chefs, it's a meal fit for a king...or a General! Available in Hermit, Dinner Party and Orgy sized buckets.