Talk show Temptress blows her top!

The Terran Knowledge Bank
Jump to: navigation, search

Talk show Temptress blows her top! is a News Bulletin by Myra Kews posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 25% increase in the price of firearms on Hades.


Talk show Temptress blows her top!
Myra Kews tells no lies from Hades
Opera Whimsy, host of the hugely successful 'My Show', was under arrest last night for inciting disorder. Trouble started on the 'My Show' set when Opera initiated a discussion on whether dogs or cats are the friendliest pets. The show quickly degenerated into a slanging match between dog owners and cat lovers, and soon bullets were a-flying. 794 members of the audience are dead already, but the conflict shows no sign of abating. Planetary stocks of Firearms are at an all-time low. We asked Opera for her opinion as she was dragged off, and she replied 'Dogs. They're definitely much friendlier.'