I'm just going to implant my Brain!
| I'm just going to implant my Brain! | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Specific |
| Number | 146 |
| Reporter | Sarah Blurp |
| Locations | Karatikus |
| Commodities | Brain Implants |
| Price Modifier | 140% |
| Previous | Light makes many hands work |
| Next | Techno Prisoners! |
I'm just going to implant my Brain! or I'm just going to implant my brain! is a News Bulletin by Sarah Blurp. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 40% increase in the price of brain implants on Karatikus.
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I'm just going to implant my Brain!
A savage indictment by Sarah Blurp
CIS officials on Karatikus were distraught last night as they prepared for the beginning of the annual VidVert conference, an event which attracts thousands of Vid-stars, AdvertXecs and other scum to the unfortunate host planet. Chief among the worries is the huge increase in the Brain Implant trade that notoriously accompanies the event. Extra patrols are being posted all around the planet's atmosphere, in an attempt to restrict the huge influx of smugglers that will undoubtedly be arriving. Let's just hope that some of those arrogant Vid-types get their comeuppance as well, eh?
Notes
- The news bulletin is listed as "I'm just going to implant my brain!" in Origin's Official Guide to Privateer 2: The Darkening.
