Zak arrives on (planet)
The correct title of this article is Zak arrives on [planet]. The omission of the brackets is due to technical restrictions.
| Zak arrives on [planet] | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Random |
| Number | 020 |
| Reporter | Random |
| Locations | Random |
| Commodities | Warp Steroids Bex Beer Pleasure Borgs |
| Price Modifier | 120% |
| Previous | Police crack down on red light area |
| Next | New Hard? Cor! dates announced |
Zak arrives on [planet] is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 20% increase in the prices of warp steroids, Bex beer and pleasure borgs on a randomly selected planet.
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Zak arrives on $LOCATION
Music reporter $CLIENT writes
Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on $LOCATION to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs.
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Variables
$PLANET
- Anhur
- Athos
- Bex
- Corinthias
- Crius
- Desolia
- Destinas
- Hades
- Hephaestus
- Hermes
- Janus IV
- Karatikus
- Leviatha
- Massanas
- Ostinia
- Petra
- Serca
- Terrel
$CLIENT
- Chris Battson
- Alex Camilleri
- Elspeth Caldwell
- Paul Chapman
- Mike Cottam
- Richard Curtis
- Julia Derrek
- Joss Ellis
- Nick Elms
- Tracey Elms
- Mark Goldsworthy
- Nick Goldsworthy
- Jerwyn Gooson
- Robin Green
- Andrea Griffiths
- Bev Hayes
- Paul Hughes
- Andrew Bramley Hill
- Brian Hussey
- Tony Knox
- Adam Medhurst
- Phil Meller
- John Miles
- Matthew Miles-Griffiths
- Erin Roberts
- Jennie Sanders
- Anthony Stockton
- Brian Turnell
- Amanda Webster
- Ann Williams
