Zak arrives on (planet)

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Zak arrives on [planet] is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 20% increase in the price of Warp Steroids, Bex Beer and pleasure borgs on the specified planet.

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Zak arrives on [planet]
Music reporter [name] writes
Well, Zak Skintight and his band, the legendary Buttock Men, have just arrived on [planet] to play their latest gig. The excitement on the planet is palpable, with everyone thrilled to bits at the prospect of seeing the system's most famous musicians. There is a significant police presence, however, due to Zak and his retinue's notorious taste for Talcum Powder, Bex Beer and Pleasure Borgs.