Are you a Deathball fan?
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Are you a Deathball fan? is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. It is an advertisement and does not denote any changes to commodity prices.
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Are you a Deathball fan?
Do you like watching all those brave contenders go to their doom for the greater glory of their team?
Bet you'd like to have a go, wouldn't you? The thing is, there's a 93% chance that you'll end up dead...kind of puts you off, don't it? Well, fret no more! Jeux t'aime, boardgame makers of great excellence, present you Deathball...The Boardgame! DTB features all your favourite teams, gameplay closely modelled on the real thing, and over 1,500 weapon cards, such as Tactical Nuclear Weapons, Deathbot Legion, Disintegration Cannon, and good, old-fashioned Large Axe.
Only 75 credits. Comes with FREE Scream-u-lator for that added touch of authenticity
