Flower shower
| Flower shower | |
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| Type | Specific |
| Number | 192 |
| Reporter | Blossom Mooncow |
| Locations | Anhur |
| Commodities | Sunflowers |
| Price Modifier | 125% |
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Flower shower is a News Bulletin by Blossom Mooncow. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 25% increase in the price of sunflowers on Anhur.
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Flower shower
Ethnic editor Blossom Mooncow offers her meditations
Warm greetings, fellow beings endlessly in pursuit of the ultimate truth. I bring you words of love and understanding from the planet Anhur, where the Transcendental Commune of Divine Joy are holding their first Petal Party in an attempt to engender universal peace in all lifeforms. Anarcho-lovebrother Barry has thus flown his WV CamperShuttle into low orbit, and is showering the joyous throng with Sunflowers, a gesture which seems incredibly significant. However, we seem to have run out of Sunflowers; any right-on merchant individual with room for blooms could, like, really sort us out. Peace.
