Crunch time at Crisp Factory!
| Crunch time at Crisp Factory! | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Specific |
| Number | 223 |
| Reporter | Arnold Viril |
| Locations | Janus IV |
| Commodities | Firearms |
| Price Modifier | 120% |
| Previous | Pecs-cellent! |
| Next | Crius inhabitants show a lot of front |
Crunch time at Crisp Factory! is a News Bulletin by Arnold Viril. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 20% increase in the price of firearms on Janus IV.
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Crunch time at Crisp Factory!
Liam Drake is on the spot
Workers at the Crunch-u-want Crisp Factory on Janus IV went starch staring mad yesterday, following news of enforced redundancies. The lay-offs come as a result of the company deciding to cease production of its 'Crinkle-Dinkle' crinkly crisps, meaning that 500 skilled crinkle-carvers are now surplus to requirements. The irate potato artists have now besieged the factory, demanding their jobs back. Local police tried to intervene, which has resulted in guns being fired and people dying. I asked the leader of the revolters, the self-styled Field Admiral Generalissimo Bert Jones, what his demands were. He replied 'More guns and a packet of Prawn Cocktail, ta.'
