To his toy mistress...
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| To his toy mistress... | |
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| Type | Specific |
| Number | 131 |
| Reporter | Toni Cowey |
| Locations | Hades |
| Commodities | Pleasure Borgs |
| Price Modifier | 75% |
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To his toy mistress... is a News Bulletin by Toni Cowey. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 25% decrease in the price of pleasure borgs on Hades.
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To his toy mistress...
Somehow, poetry correspondent Toni Cowey got to report on this incident
Behold, for Pleasure Borgs are free,
A-wandering round the galaxy.
Who set them loose I cannot say,
It happened on Hades one day.
These sexy droids are now for sale,
And moral people loud do wail
