Boweled over by sheer incontinence

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Boweled over by sheer incontinence is a News Bulletin by Cally Pige posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 30% increase in the price of iridium on Crius.

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Boweled over by sheer incontinence
Report by genitourinary authority Cally Pige
A desperate plea was made yesterday on behalf of the Lou Stall Hospice for the Chronically Incontinent, sited on Crius. Large quantities of Iridium, a highly anti-corrosive substance that will not decay in the presence of Uric acid, are required for the manufacture of bladder plugs, mechanical devices that regulate the flow of urine out of the bladder. Iridium prices are said to have risen considerably.