Would you like ice in that?
| Would you like ice in that? | |
|---|---|
| |
| Type | Specific |
| Number | 135 |
| Reporter | Conrad Feef |
| Locations | Hermes |
| Commodities | Fresh Water |
| Price Modifier | 65% |
| Previous | Now that's GOTTA hurt! |
| Next | Kick up the ass! |
Would you like ice in that? is a News Bulletin by Conrad Feef. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 35% decrease in the price of fresh water on Hermes.
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Would you like ice in that?
Story by Conrad Feef
Emergency services on Hermes were working around the clock yesterday following the impact of a huge ice asteroid. Approximately 35,000 were killed in the incident, which has created a large freshwater lake on the site where the town of Gelid used to stand. On the plus side, the planet's bars have declared a 3 month happy hour in an attempt to utilise the huge surplus of ice-cubes. Any trader with an interest in Fresh Water will find prices to be low.
