Are you in search of lost childhood?

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Are you in search of lost childhood? is a News Bulletin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

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Are you in search of lost childhood?
Are you looking in vain for that innocent joy which made life such a constantly rewarding experience?
Is your quest made all the more poignant by the fact that you know it's impossible? Maybe we can help. We at Stapleton Brothers have a long pedigree in the invention and manufacture of mind-altering drugs. Now, for your delectation, we present...Elysium! Two capsules of Elysium will instantly return you to the cognitive state of a seven-year-old, allowing you to once again be a child for a few short hours. Ideal for pyjama parties, trips to the zoo and practical jokes of all varieties. Elysium, from Stapleton Brothers. 35 credits a capsule.