Bored of being normal?
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| Type | Advertisement |
| Number | 068 |
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Bored of being normal? is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. It is an advertisement and does not denote any changes to commodity prices.
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Bored of being normal?
Tired of looking just like every other damn citizen?
Amen to that, brother. We at the Leary Medical Alteration Centre on Karatikus have devoted our lives to the unusual, the bizarre and the downright strange. Why not visit our beautiful planet, where we can offer you the following body modifications:
Body Lengthening/Shortening (250 creds/10cm)
Extra Limbs/Organs (500 creds Arm or Leg, 750 creds Eye, Nose, Ear, 1,500 creds other)
Your choice: No demand is too bizarre - tentacles, feathers, we'll do 'em all
