Corpulent competition causes chaos
| Corpulent competition causes chaos | |
|---|---|
| |
| Type | Specific |
| Number | 123 |
| Reporter | Adrian Spam |
| Locations | Crius |
| Commodities | Grain Fertilite |
| Price Modifier | 140% |
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Corpulent competition causes chaos is a News Bulletin by Adrian Spam. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 40% increase in the prices of grain, fertilite, fresh water, livestock and synthi meat on Crius.
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Corpulent competition causes chaos
Our correspondent, Adrian Spam, gives you the lowdown.
This year's Mr. Fatman competition has caused mayhem on the planet of Crius A record number of competitors managed to eat their way through almost all of the planet's food supplies, leading to widespread famine. Unfortunately, food supplies ran out before the competition finished, so last year's winner, 'Hollow Legs' McGinty, retains the Fatman crown. We asked him for a comment, but he just belched in our reporter's face.
