Is your beer holy satisfactory?
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Is your beer holy satisfactory? is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. It is an advertisement and does not denote any changes to commodity prices.
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Is your beer holy satisfactory?
The Avuncular Order of Hom present their latest Blessed Brew
For the edification and salvation of the true believer - Uncle Kashumai's Treacle Breek Special. Made using only the finest ingredients and hops from the sacred pastures of Zo, it is fermented for 30 days, as laid down in the holy scriptures, and thrice blessed by the supervising deacon. Only then is it deemed fit to carry the homilies of Hom to you, our brethren.
The Blessed Brew - Salvation in every sip.
