Suffering from uncomfortable seat sores?
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| Number | 058 |
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Suffering from uncomfortable seat sores? is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. It is an advertisement and does not denote any changes to commodity prices.
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Suffering from uncomfortable seat sores?
It's every pilot's curse...
you sit, glued in the cockpit, for three hours as you battle off a horde of marauding pilots, only to spend the rest of your journey with an aching back and red raw buttocks. Well, no longer! Comfi-rear Inc. bring you the OrthoChair, that will gently massage your aches and soothe your soreness while you can get on with making sure your cargo gets through.
The OrthoChair, featuring Micro-Shiatsu technology. Only 999 creds.
