Opthalophagia epidemic on (planet)
The correct title of this article is Opthalophagia epidemic on [planet]. The omission of the brackets is due to technical restrictions.
| Opthalophagia epidemic on [planet] | |
|---|---|
| |
| Type | Random |
| Number | 033 |
| Reporter | Random |
| Locations | Random |
| Commodities | Optic Nerves |
| Price Modifier | 135% |
| Previous | Huge medical surplus as conflict ends |
| Next | Synthi Skin in demand as fires rage out of control |
Opthalophagia epidemic on [planet] is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 35% increase in the price of optic nerves on a randomly selected planet.
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Opthalophagia epidemic on $LOCATION
Medical correspondent $CLIENT reports
There has been a huge surge in reported cases of Opthalophagia, a fast-acting degenerative eye disease, on $LOCATION. Hospitals are working overtime to deal with the afflicted, and Optic Nerve supplies are running out. New supplies are urgently required, and prices have soared considerably.
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Variables
$PLANET
- Anhur
- Athos
- Bex
- Corinthias
- Crius
- Desolia
- Destinas
- Hades
- Hephaestus
- Hermes
- Janus IV
- Karatikus
- Leviatha
- Massanas
- Ostinia
- Petra
- Serca
- Terrel
$CLIENT
- Chris Battson
- Alex Camilleri
- Elspeth Caldwell
- Paul Chapman
- Mike Cottam
- Richard Curtis
- Julia Derrek
- Joss Ellis
- Nick Elms
- Tracey Elms
- Mark Goldsworthy
- Nick Goldsworthy
- Jerwyn Gooson
- Robin Green
- Andrea Griffiths
- Bev Hayes
- Paul Hughes
- Andrew Bramley Hill
- Brian Hussey
- Tony Knox
- Adam Medhurst
- Phil Meller
- John Miles
- Matthew Miles-Griffiths
- Erin Roberts
- Jennie Sanders
- Anthony Stockton
- Brian Turnell
- Amanda Webster
- Ann Williams
