Jewel bash on (planet)
The correct title of this article is Jewel bash on [planet]. The omission of the brackets is due to technical restrictions.
| Jewel bash on [planet] | |
|---|---|
| Type | Random |
| Number | 023 |
| Reporter | Random |
| Locations | Random |
| Commodities | Cerulean Gems |
| Price Modifier | 120% |
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Jewel bash on [planet] is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 20% increase in the price of cerulean gems on a randomly selected planet.
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Jewel bash on $LOCATION
Antiques and valuables editor $CLIENT reports
The annual gem collectors' fair is taking place on $LOCATION at the moment. Gem enthusiasts from across the system are attending, and hotels and restaurants across the planet are alive with collectors buying, selling and swapping. A goodly proportion of traders and entrepreneurs are hear also, looking for the opportunity to pick up a few cheap gems.
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Variables
$PLANET
- Anhur
- Athos
- Bex
- Corinthias
- Crius
- Desolia
- Destinas
- Hades
- Hephaestus
- Hermes
- Janus IV
- Karatikus
- Leviatha
- Massanas
- Ostinia
- Petra
- Serca
- Terrel
$CLIENT
- Chris Battson
- Alex Camilleri
- Elspeth Caldwell
- Paul Chapman
- Mike Cottam
- Richard Curtis
- Julia Derrek
- Joss Ellis
- Nick Elms
- Tracey Elms
- Mark Goldsworthy
- Nick Goldsworthy
- Jerwyn Gooson
- Robin Green
- Andrea Griffiths
- Bev Hayes
- Paul Hughes
- Andrew Bramley Hill
- Brian Hussey
- Tony Knox
- Adam Medhurst
- Phil Meller
- John Miles
- Matthew Miles-Griffiths
- Erin Roberts
- Jennie Sanders
- Anthony Stockton
- Brian Turnell
- Amanda Webster
- Ann Williams