The Zak is back!
| The Zak is back! | |
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| Type | Specific |
| Number | 195 |
| Reporter | Andrew Bramley-Hill |
| Locations | Crius |
| Commodities | Fresh Water |
| Price Modifier | 75% |
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The Zak is back! is a News Bulletin by Andrew Bramley-Hill. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 25% decrease in the price of fresh water on Crius.
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The Zak is back!
Impressionable groupie Andrew Bramley-Hill writes
It was the best of days and the worst of days on Crius yesterday, host to the All-System Dribbling Competition. Zak Skintight, legendary frontman of Rock superbeings The Buttock Men, regained the Spittle Crown after a three year absence due to touring and unconsciousness. Unfortunately, so many competitors entered that a huge 'pool of drool' has resulted, emitting a noisome stench. Once it has been processed there will be a considerable surplus of Fresh Water, although it will be recommended for agricultural use only. 'It's a bit of a larf, innit', said Zak when we asked him for comment.
