Can't make a rash decision?
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| Number | 063 |
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Can't make a rash decision? is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. It is an advertisement and does not denote any changes to commodity prices.
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Can't make a rash decision?
You've heard of Gravel Rash, the sport that's sweeping the system, and you want to have a go, right?
But it's so damn expensive, isn't it? All those executives and rich types hogging all the gravel slopes, their well-scraped behinds glistening brightly in the sun. Well, fear not! With the Chafeco. Laceratron 2000, you can rehearse your skills in the safety of your own dormi-cube. Featuring 8 different settings, from pumice to extra-gouge, you too can have the kind of bottom scars that even reigning champion Arfa Bellgon would admire.
The Laceratron 2000 from Chafeco. - Buy one, and be the butt of your friends' envy
