Marriage bliss for happy couple
| Marriage bliss for happy couple | |
|---|---|
| |
| Type | Specific |
| Number | 102 |
| Reporter | Zara H. Ginger |
| Locations | Hades |
| Commodities | Cerulean Gems |
| Price Modifier | 120% |
| Previous | Guns on the run |
| Next | Eggs-ecution! |
Marriage bliss for happy couple is a News Bulletin by Zara H. Ginger. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 20% increase in the price of cerulean gems on Hades.
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Marriage bliss for happy couple
An effervescent report by society correspondent Zara H. Ginger
Scenes of warmth and joy abound on the planet of Hades, where the marriage of Lady Ffyona Tweakes-Phraenum to notorious interplanetary arms dealer Thark Matcher is taking place. The groom looks gorgeous, winsomely posing in a gold lame twinset with matching garter, while the bride struts handsomely in the uniform of the 2nd Crian Fusiliers (check this - Ed). Asked what was on her wedding list, the shy and blushing bride responded, 'Gems. Lots of Cerulean Gems. Bloody buckets of the things, ya, and jolly pronto, or there'll be trouble'.
