Category:News Bulletins
News Bulletins are news reports and advertisements which are accessible in the Commerce and Communications Network. News Bulletins are gathered from all the major news agencies throughout the Tri-System. They are selected for individual users by a News Dicing program and presented as text in the CCN.
Design
News Bulletins can unlock previously unavailable items for sale in the Ships section or they can denote changes in the prices of commodities on specific planets. Others have no impact. Privateer 2 includes a total of 233 News Bulletins. One is randomly selected each time you land and can be viewed using the CCN. 136 of the bulletins change the price of commodities; 91 of these are locked to specific planets and 45 of then randomly select a one. 8 of them unlock new items and the remaining 89 cause no change to anything (30 of these are advertisements and 59 are news stories).
Your Guide to Space Travel
News Bulletins
Gathered from all the major news agencies throughout the system, this collection of relevant (and sometimes slightly less than relevant) items often contains insights into lucrative trading opportunities. Check out before you buy cargo for your next run.
Click the exit button (dashed arrow) in the upper right corner to return to the main menu.
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NEWS BULLETINS
Whereas life for the intrepid spacefarer is exciting, glamourous, dangerous and, consequently, rather short, the majority of the Tri-system's inhabitants live predictably dreary lives (except on Hermes). As a consequence of this, there is a thriving industry dedicated to weaselling out the most sensational, the most profound and the most bizarre news from around the Galaxy, and beaming it direct to the consumer in real-time holophonic Feel-D (a facility sadly available only to the private user at the present time: you'll have to make do with text).
As a consequence of this frenetic news-finding activity, it is relatively easy for any Tri-system citizen to be pretty much au fait with what's going down around the worlds, but it is also very easy for them to become entirely embroiled in emotively-written and yet utterly insignificant news. For that reason, the so-called 'News Dicing' facility has been added to the CCN, which means that for the benefit of the busy traveller, only news items considered essential to the individual are transmitted. For example, if the ND program considers a user to be a trader, news items with potentially profitable information will be forwarded, whereas a documentary on the mating habits of the Karactican Mewing Slug would probably be intercepted and prevented.
Unfortunately, the ND system is still relatively prototypic, and anomalies will be generated from time to time: the relatively crude assessment of the bulletins means that an action on the individual's part such as going to a Tri-D pool match could well result in him being forwarded sports news that is perhaps not exactly to the user's taste. Compound this fact with advertising agencies employing systems analysts to design advertisements which will be forwarded to as broad a popular spectrum as possible, and it is easy to see why you will, from time to time, find something absolutely ludicrous in your post box.
The operation of the News server is very simple - once you have read the item, click the exit button to return to main menu.
Origin's Official Guide to Privateer 2: The Darkening
Ship Availability
All ships are available from the very beginning of the game except the Freij Mk II. The Freij Mk II becomes available after you read the news bulletin entitled "Civilian version of Freij Craft released." (Although many of the bulletins are just plain silly, some trigger new equipment, such as this one, and others cause price fluctuations. See Getting Rich Quick, p. 78).
NEWS BULLETINS
It's a good idea to check out the news bulletins every time you visit the CCN booth. Some bulletins are just plain silly, but others make new weapons available or cause price fluctuations you can take advantage of. (See Getting Rich Quick, p. 78, for more information on price fluctuations.)
After reading the news bulletins listed below, you will find the corresponding items available on the Buy/Sell Equipment screen.
| News Bulletin ... | Makes Available ... |
|---|---|
| Blood and ion | Mass Ion Cannon |
| Energize, Captain | Warp Shields |
| Fatbink reveal their latest shield system | Shield Generator Mk III |
| Improved afterburner available | Afterburner Mk III |
| New decoy proves a success | Decoy Mk II |
| New "virus weapon" worries police | BSE II |
| The missile that won't miss | Proximity missile |
News Bulletins
News bulletins are the source of all "get rich quick" cargo runs. They also alert you to the availability of new equipment (see Equipment Availability, p. 64). A few are crazy advertisements and "dummy" reports that have absolutely no effect on gameplay.
For the bulletins that do affect gameplay, price changes go into effect, and new weapons become available, when you read the news bulletin. If you don't make a habit of checking them out when you use the CCN booth, you'll miss out on a lot of opportunities.
Some key things to remember when interpreting news bulletins are:
- Bulletins that affect prices generally explain the reason for a shortage or a surplus of something.
- Bulletins that report surpluses drive prices down. These signal a great place to purchase the commodities mentioned.
- Bulletins that report shortages drive prices up. These signal a great place to sell the commodities mentioned.
- Bulletins only cause price fluctuations on the planet mentioned in the bulletin. If no planet is mentioned, the news bulletin does not affect prices at all.
- New prices are set when you open a bulletin that affects them. The changes remain in effect until you've landed four times. On your fifth landing, prices revert to default levels (see Commodity Price Chart, pp. 75-77).
- If you get two bulletins that affect the same commodities, the second bulletin cancels out the first.
TABLE OF PRICE CHANCE BULLETINS
Some news bulletins are easier to figure out than others. The table below lists all news bulletins that cause price changes. In addition to these there are also some "dummy" bulletins in the game — bulletins that look and sound like those listed below, but have absolutely no effect on prices.
Bulletins are listed in alphabetical order, according to the first word of the title.
Title. On screen, the title of the bulletin appears in the red bar above the main body of text.
Note: Some bulletins were designed to change prices on a planet picked at random. For such bulletins, if the name of the planet appears in the title, it is marked by [planet] in the list below.
Planet Affected. Planet on which the changes take place. Random indicates that the bulletin is designed to affect prices on a planet chosen at random.
Commodities Affected. The prices for these commodities change as listed in the Price Modifier column. A particular commodity (Grain) or an entire group (All Medical) may be affected.
Price Modifier. The average default prices for affected commodities are modified by the percentage listed. A percentage greater than 100% indicates a rise in price — the further above 100%, the greater the price change. A percentage less than 100% indicates a price drop — the further below 1 00%, the lower the price.
Prices change only on the planet listed in the news bulletin. (There are no news bulletins that affect commodity or super station prices.)
Examples: If the price of Rhodium is at 150% on Hermes, Rhodium is selling there for about 150% of 10 credits (which is the average default price for Rhodium on Hermes). Thus, the new price is about 15 credits. If the price of Rhodium is at 50% on Hermes, you can buy and sell it for about 5 credits.
| Title | Planet Affected | Commodities Affected | Price Modifier |
|---|---|---|---|
| [planet] authorities announce housing project | Random | All Industrial | 120% |
| [planet] in toxin turmoil | Random | Nerve Toxins | 80% |
| A chance to coin it in! | Hephaestus | Rhodium Platinum |
130% 130% |
| A new home for Hom | Bex | Titan Alloys Lumber |
140% 140% |
| A recipe for disaster | Hermes | Synthi Meat | 135% |
| Adipose Aggro on Anhur | Anhur | Firearms | 125% |
| Altairian Rindpest hits [planet] | Random | Livestock | 200% |
| Attack of the Bexian MegaLocust! | Crius | Grain Fertilite |
165% 165% |
| Bad tidings for Hephaestus! | Hephaestus | Fresh Water | 60% |
| Beer, beer, we want more beer | Bex | Bex Beer | 160% |
| Beverage company in the drink! | Bex | Lythia | 130% |
| Black market fears as police cuts are announced | Random | All Black Market | 75% |
| Boweled over by sheer incontinence | Crius | Iridium | 130% |
| Call for help goes out as famine strikes Janus IV | Janus IV | Grain Fertilite Livestock |
150% 150% 150% |
| Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus | Hephaestus | All Food | 140% |
| Cargo crash causes contamination | Random | Fresh Water | 120% |
| Cereal killers! | Hermes | Firearms | 135% |
| CIS bring Gamberettis to justice | Janus IV | Firearms | 120% |
| CIS net big brain bust | Random | Brain Implants | 130% |
| CIS unveil plans for new departmental building | Random | All Industrial | 110% |
| Citizens left without a foot to stand on! | Hades | Cybernetic Limbs | 140% |
| Construction strike generates materials surplus | Random | All Industrial | 85% |
| Contamination hits synthetic foodstuffs | Random | Fertilite Synthi Meat |
125% 125% |
| Corpulent competition causes chaos | Crius | All Food | 140% |
| Crappy craft crock company | Crius | Iridium | 70% |
| Crash chaos kills kinky cyborgs | Hephaestus | Pleasure Borgs | 125% |
| Crius inhabitants show a lot of front | Crius | Synthi Skin | 125% |
| Crunch time at Crisp Factory! | Janus IV | Firearms | 120% |
| Cult leaders arrested in livestock fiasco | Bex | Livestock | 135% |
| Damn that dam! | Hephaestus | Fresh Water | 70% |
| Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV | Janus IV | All Foods | 125% |
| Diddler plays a blinder! | Bex | Optic Nerves | 100% |
| Don't keep your eye on the ball | Karatikus | Optic Nerves | 150% |
| Drought hits [planet] hard | Random | Fresh Water | 145% |
| Eggs-ecution! | Karatikus | Firearms | 110% |
| Environmental science goes splosh! | Janus IV | Fresh Water | 30% |
| Faulty fork fiasco | Hermes | Medi Kits | 120% |
| Flashlight business torched | Bex | Cesium | 120% |
| Floods, suds and mud | Crius | Fresh Water | 50% |
| Flower show ends on a high | Random | Sunflowers | 75% |
| Flower shower | Anhur | Sunflowers | 125% |
| Food wasting fad leads to famine | Hephaestus | All Food | 150% |
| Georgie's gorgeous orgy | Crius | Pleasure Borgs | 125% |
| Global warming fears on [planet] | Random | Fresh Water | 70% |
| Gnuflies plague [planet] | Random | Blood | 120% |
| Good harvest for [planet] | Random | All Food | 80% |
| Good prospects for Anhur | Anhur | Platinum | 65% |
| Grain store goes with a bang! | Janus IV | Grain | 150% |
| Grape guru blamed for starving masses | Bex | All Food | 135% |
| Guns on the run | Anhur | Firearms | 80% |
| Hacker hunger horror on Hermes | Hermes | All Food | 150% |
| Happy camper | Karatikus | Fluffy Rodents Warp Steroids |
125% 125% |
| Hauliers strike starves [planet] | Random | All Food | 115% |
| Help us! Plead the inhabitants of Hades | Hades | All Food | 160% |
| Hot digger-ty dog! |
Hephaestus | Bex Beer Livestock |
140% 140% |
| Huge medical surplus as conflict ends | Random | All Medical | 75% |
| Humongous fungus raises rumpus | Karatikus | Fertilite | 165% |
| I'm just an 'armless orphan, guv | Hermes | Human Organs | 80% |
| I'm just going to implant my brain! | Karatikus | Brain Implants | 140% |
| Jewel bash on [planet] | Random | Cerulean Gems | 115% |
| Kick up the ass! | Crius | All Industrial | 120% |
| Law Corps torp corpses | Anhur | Human Organs | 135% |
| Light makes many hands work | Hermes | Cesium | 125% |
| Magician exiled for life as "disappearing food" trick fails | Janus IV | All Food | 145% |
| Many killed in freighter crash | Random | Medi Kits Synthi Skin Cybernetic Limbs Optic Nerves |
115% 115% 115% 115% |
| Marriage bliss for happy couple | Hades | Cerulean Gems | 120% |
| Mech Ball championship delayed | Hades | Power Loaders | 140% |
| MegaLocusts hit [planet] | Random | All Food | 115% |
| Militant mutants manufacture misery for Karatikus | Karitikus | All Food | 135% |
| Military coup continues on [planet] | Random | Firearms | 140% |
| Moustachioed mayhem on Hades | Hades | Firearms | 130% |
| New factory opens on [planet] | Random | All Ores | 110% |
| New Hard? Cor! dates announced | Random | Warp Steriods | 135% |
| New ore deposits located on [planet] | Random | 1 random ore | 75% |
| Now that's GOTTA hurt! | Anhur | Synthi Skin | 120% |
| Now that's what I call Death Metal | Bex | Firearms | 120% |
| Opthalophagia epidemic on [planet] | Random | Optic Nerves | 135% |
| Ore market crashes | Random | All Ores | 70% |
| Pack of black yaks attack Zak! | Janus IV | Blood | 120% |
| Panic on [planet] as Grain harvest fails | Random | Grain | 190% |
| Pecs-cellent! | Janus IV | Warp steroids | 130% |
| Pirates create food shortage on [planet] | Random | All Food | 115% |
| Platinum shortage reported on [planet] | Random | Platinum | 120% |
| Police baffled by rodent popularity | Random | Fluffy Rodents | 120% |
| Police bust nets grand haul of firearms | Random | Firearms | 115% |
| Police crack down on red light area | Random | Pleasure Borgs | 140% |
| Power station project given go-ahead | Random | All Industrial | 110% |
| Pre-Flab construction | Anhur | Brikcrete Plasteen Lumber |
130% 130% 130% |
| Rain, rain, go away! | Bex | Fresh Water | 60% |
| Rash crash causes splash at flash bash lash-up | Karatikus | Lythia | 115% |
| Rave off! | Bex | Fresh Water | 60% |
| Riots break out after election chaos | Random | Firearms | 125% |
| Rodent show could be suspended! | Hermes | Fluffy Rodents | 135% |
| Scorching weather results in drought | Random | Fresh Water | 130% |
| Scourge of the biting vole! | Bex | Blood | 130% |
| Shares boom on [planet] | Random | All Ores | 115% |
| Shock docs cock up! | Hades | Rhodium Platinum |
110% 110% |
| Smart bomb, dumb pilot | Hades | Fertilite | 155% |
| Soldiers get the needle | Crius | Firearms | 115% |
| Space port project runs into difficulty | Random | All Industrial | 125% |
| Star arrested in food fight frenzy | Hades | All Food | 130% |
| Stop this toxic terror! | Hephaestus | Nerve Toxins | 70% |
| Storm wreaks havoc on farmers | Random | All Food | 120% |
| Stunt tragedy inflicts famine on Anhur | Anhur | All Food | 140% |
| Super grub ravages food supplies on Bex | Bex | Grain Synthi Meat |
160% 160% |
| Synthi skin in demand as fires rage out of control | Random | Synthi Skin | 150% |
| Talk show Temptress blows her top! | Hades | Firearms | 125% |
| Tax protesters go on rampage | Random | Firearms | 110% |
| Teams count cost of Deathball season | Crius | Cybernetic Limbs | 115% |
| Techno Prisoners! | Janus IV | Warp Steroids | 135% |
| Terrorists breach dam | Random | Fresh Water | 70% |
| That's ore-ibble | Janus IV | Rhodium | 115% |
| That's rich! | Hermes | Biopolys Power Loaders Enviro Suits |
115% 115% 115% |
| The Buttocks' biggest bash! | Hermes | Warp Steroids Sunflowers Bex Beer |
175% 175% 175% |
| The Sexual Revolution! | Karatikus | Firearms | 115% |
| The Zak is back! | Crius | Fresh Water | 75% |
| Tip-top eclipse tips mix-up | Hephaestus | Optic Nerves | 150% |
| To his toy mistress... | Hades | Pleasure Borgs | 75% |
| Torrential rain causes flood on [planet] | Random | Fresh Water | 50% |
| Total crop failure on [planet] | Random | All Food (except Fresh Water) |
135% |
| Tricky brickies | Karatikus | Brikcrete | 135% |
| Trillionaire blamed for flood deaths | Karatikus | Fresh Water | 80% |
| Venom vandals vanquished | Crius | Nerve Toxins | 150% |
| Volca-not! | Anhur | Enviro Suits Brikcrete |
120% 120% |
| War and peace | Hephaestus | Firearms | 135% |
| Water way to go! | Hermes | Fresh Water | 50% |
| We must catch these ghouls! | Random | Human Organs | 75% |
| Why, Zimzam, why? | Bex | Medi Kits | 115% |
| Work starts at site of Canera crash | Crius | All Industrial | 125% |
| Would you like ice in that? | Hermes | Fresh Water | 65% |
| Yes sir, that's high baby | Bex | Brain Implants | 120% |
| You wooden't believe it | Hephaestus | Lumber | 150% |
| Youth gun craze confounds police | Random | Firearms | 110% |
| Zak arrives on [planet] | Random | Warp Steroids Bex Beer Pleasure Borgs |
120% 120% 120% |
| Zak brings the house down! | Hermes | All Industrial | 125% |
| Zebu herds feel the bite | Anhur | Livestock | 140% |
Appearances
Pages in category "News Bulletins"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 234 total.
(previous page) (next page)A
- A chance to coin it in!
- A new home for Hom
- A recipe for disaster
- Absolutely no meat content- guaranteed!
- Adipose Aggro on Anhur
- All-Stars do it again
- Altairian Rindpest hits (planet)
- Are you a Deathball fan?
- Are you as fat as a whale?
- Are you bored by life?
- Are you in search of lost childhood?
- Are you weedier than an abandoned hydroponics unit?
- Attack of the Bexian MegaLocust!
B
- Bad blood at friendly match
- Bad Tidings for Hephaestus!
- Beer, beer, we want more beer
- Beverage company in the drink!
- Bex authorities crack down on corporate expansion
- Black Market fears as police cuts are announced
- Blakk is back
- Blood and Ion
- Boardgame LXXVII happens
- Bored of being normal?
- Boweled over by sheer incontinence
- Bratjoy recall product line
C
- Call for help goes out as famine strikes Janus IV
- Can't make a rash decision?
- Candid's Camera
- Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus
- Cargo crash causes contamination
- Carts of Parts hit the Marts
- Cereal Killers!
- Chnauzer runs for president
- Circus Circus!
- CIS bring Gamberettis to justice
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 112)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 127)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 142)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 157)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 172)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 187)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 202)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 217)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 232)
- CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 97)
- CIS net big brain bust
- CIS publish annual report
- CIS unveil plans for new departmental building
- Citizens left without a foot to stand on!
- Civilian version of Freij Craft released
- Congratulations...
- Construction strike generates materials surplus
- Contamination hits synthetic foodstuffs
- Convicts sign TeleVid deal
- Corpulent competition causes chaos
- Crappy craft crock company
- Crash chaos kills kinky cyborgs
- Crius inhabitants show a lot of front
- Crunch time at Crisp Factory!
- Cult leaders arrested in Livestock fiasco
D
E
F
- Farmer attributes 100m win to lucky potato
- Fatbink reveal their latest shield system
- Faulty Fork Fiasco
- Flashlight business torched
- Floods, suds and mud
- Flower show ends on a high
- Flower shower
- Food wasting fad leads to famine
- For the gentleperson of taste...the timepiece of distinction
- For the Ser about system...The Tweedle Buckham VacSuit Deluxe
G
H
- H.O.C. table controversial 'air rationing' plans
- Hacker hunger horror on Hermes
- Happy Camper
- Hard?Cor! sign for Startled
- Hauliers strike starves (planet)
- Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?
- Help us! plead the inhabitants of Hades
- High drama at Pool Championships
- Hot Digger-ty Dog!
- Huge medical surplus as conflict ends
- Humongous fungus raises rumpus
I
- I'm just going to implant my Brain!
- If your child hasn't got a Mutant Cosmic Thunder Samurai Newt...
- Improved Afterburner available
- Interplanetary Congress pledges more money for CIS
- Is your beer holy satisfactory?
- It's caviare to the General...
- It's easier for a rich man to get into heaven...
- It's Mountain O' Cash month!
K
M
- Magician exiled for life as 'disappearing food' trick fails
- Maiden oeuvre
- Many killed in freighter crash
- Marriage bliss for happy couple
- Mech Ball Championship delayed
- MegaLocusts hit (planet)
- Militant Mutants manufacture misery for Karatikus
- Military coup continues on (planet)
- Moustachioed Mayhem on Hades
N
- New 'Cult Law' is passed
- New 'virus weapon' worries police
- New decoy proves a success
- New factory opens on (planet)
- New from Gagco......the Kakotron 2000
- New Hard? Cor! dates announced
- New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game
- New ore deposits located on (planet)
- New!!! From MegaGags!!! The Virtual Victim
- New, from Pulchresse...the CosmoDrone
- Now that's GOTTA hurt!
- Now that's what I call Death Metal
O
P
- Pack of Black Yaks attack Zak!
- Panic on (planet) as Grain harvest fails
- Party Chairman loses out in reshuffle
- Peace Minister faces jail
- Peace minister faces jail
- Pecs-cellent!
- Pirates create food shortage on (planet)
- Platinum shortage reported on (planet)
- Police baffled by rodent popularity
- Police bust nets grand haul of firearms
- Police crack down on red light area
- Poll shows pop drop after Enforcement Bill
- Power station project given go-ahead
- Pre-Flab Construction
- Processed Lentils
R
S
- Scorching weather results in drought
- Scourge of the Biting Vole!
- Serra Magda Lyssom, your number's up
- Shares boom on (planet)
- Shock docs cock up!
- Sinners Dinners
- Sinoretti - The Spirit of Adventure
- Smart bomb, dumb pilot
- Soldiers get the needle
- Space port project runs into difficulty
- Star arrested in food fight frenzy
- Statistics debate rages on
- Stop this toxic terror!
- Storm wreaks havoc on farmers
- Stunt tragedy inflicts famine on Anhur
- Suffering from uncomfortable seat sores?
- Super grub ravages food supplies on Bex
- Synthi Skin in demand as fires rage out of control