Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker
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| Number | 113 |
| Reporter | Tania Gell |
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Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker is a News Bulletin by Tania Gell. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin does not denote any changes in commodity prices.
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Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker
Scandal-digger Tania Gell reports
Selton Tubsworth, Defence Secretary for Hades, revealed that he would be standing down from his position in a press conference this morning. His resignation comes two days after a former lover revealed his outlandish sexual proclivities, which include penchants for fluffy rodents, rubber tubing, baths of strawberry jelly and a small bucket of molten wax. Tubsworth said he was retiring to spend more time with his menagerie.
