Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus
| Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Specific |
| Number | 137 |
| Reporter | Yosser Wilkins |
| Locations | Hephaestus |
| Commodities | All Food |
| Price Modifier | 140% |
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Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus is a News Bulletin by Yosser Wilkins. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 40% increase in the prices of grain, fertilite, fresh water, livestock and synthi meat on Hephaestus.
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Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus
Yosser Wilkins is on the scene
Hephaestus Militia patrol the streets following incidents of murder and cannibalism after crop failure caused extensive food shortages. 2,093 citizens have been reported missing, and several have been arrested following BinBots reporting human remains being deposited in them. Food imports are being urgently requested to try and stem the planet's descent into chaos. 'I just had to eat, man' one wild-eyed loon told us as he was dragged off by the police.
