Are you bored by life?

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Are you bored by life? is a News Bulletin by Pat Ronysin posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

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Are you bored by life?
Article by Pat Ronysin
Do you find yourself unfulfilled by all modern society has to offer? Is conversation a tedious chore? If your answer to all these questions is yes, then perhaps it's high time you took up Crochet. We in the All-Systems Crochet Club like nothing more than to curl up with our synthi-wool and turn out beautiful blankets, quality quilts and dainty drinks mats. Excessive talking is prohibited at all of our nine Crochet Centres, so you can just turn off your brain and stitch, letting your worries and qualms slip quietly away. We're not worried about the meaning of life or the path to fulfilment - just the satisfaction of making beautiful gifts for friends and relatives.