New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game

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New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game is a News Bulletin by Sangwyn Juspen posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. It does not impact commodity prices.

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New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game
Deathball commentator Sangwyn Juspen reports
Greetings, Deathball enthusiasts everywhere. I'm here at Aorta Park, home to the legendary Gritley Chainsaws, where the Chainsaws have just set a new league mortality record against arch-rivals Rascon Axemen. Gritley have looked strong all season, and their form came to a head today; five seconds after the kick-off, eight Rascon players were either dead or fatally injured, while one Gritley player had sustained a slight scratch to the left arm. When the full time whistle blew, the score was 11-0 to the Chainsaws, with 43 Rascon players dead and 103 injured. 6 Gritley players were injured, and none at all were killed, the largest difference ever recorded.