New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game
| New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game | |
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| Type | No Effect |
| Number | 174 |
| Reporter | Sangwyn Juspen |
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New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game is a News Bulletin by Sangwyn Juspen. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin does not denote any changes in commodity prices.
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New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game
Deathball commentator Sangwyn Juspen reports
Greetings, Deathball enthusiasts everywhere. I'm here at Aorta Park, home to the legendary Gritley Chainsaws, where the Chainsaws have just set a new league mortality record against arch-rivals Rascon Axemen. Gritley have looked strong all season, and their form came to a head today; five seconds after the kick-off, eight Rascon players were either dead or fatally injured, while one Gritley player had sustained a slight scratch to the left arm. When the full time whistle blew, the score was 11-0 to the Chainsaws, with 43 Rascon players dead and 103 injured. 6 Gritley players were injured, and none at all were killed, the largest difference ever recorded.
