Kick up the ass!

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Kick up the ass! is a News Bulletin by Nik Nak Noo posted to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790. The article denotes a 20% increase in the price of biopolys, brikcrete, lumber, plasteen and Titan on Crius.

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Kick up the ass!
Arts correspondent Nik Nak Noo writes from Crius
Avant-garde artist Drestin Blakk embarked yesterday on his most ambitious project to date - the construction of a 300 kilometre long 'space donkey'. The project, which will have no practical use whatsoever, save to greet visitors to Crius with the sight of a large equine, is being financed entirely by the Artist's Support Society, who are calling for vast imports of Industrial products to furnish Blakk with necessary raw materials. Drestin had this to say about the project: 'Basically, yuh, it's, like, a tangible projection of the diametric paradox of life in space, and a metonymic representation of the quintessence of transport, you know?'. Precisely.