Bad blood at friendly match
| Bad blood at friendly match | |
|---|---|
| |
| Type | No Effect |
| Number | 114 |
| Reporter | Burford Gumba |
| Previous | Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker |
| Next | A chance to coin it in! |
Bad blood at friendly match is a News Bulletin by Burford Gumba. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin does not denote any changes in commodity prices.
Text
Bad blood at friendly match
Burford Gumba writes
There are troubled reports from the annual CIS/Hades 'No hard feelings' Socker match. Grudges were in evidence right from the outset, when convicted murderer 'Corkscrew' Jones kicked Special Agent Feltham firmly in the groin. As Feltham was stretchered off, Jones was shown the red card for ungentlemanly play, and had an extra three years added to his sentence for sharpening his boot studs. The incident sparked off a mass brawl, with a further 7 CIS agents hospitalised with various injuries, while 3 convicts were shot and killed as they administered a savage beating to the referee. It is unsure whether next year's fixture will go ahead.
