Panic on (planet) as Grain harvest fails
The correct title of this article is Panic on [planet] as Grain harvest fails. The omission of the brackets is due to technical restrictions.
| Panic on [planet] as Grain harvest fails | |
|---|---|
| Type | Random |
| Number | 045 |
| Reporter | Random |
| Locations | Random |
| Commodities | Grain |
| Price Modifier | 190% |
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Panic on [planet] as Grain harvest fails is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 90% increase in the price of grain on a randomly selected planet.
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Panic on $LOCATION as Grain harvest fails
Agricultural commentator $CLIENT writes
$LOCATION authorities yesterday issued an all-systems alert, after official figures confirmed a near-total failure of the Grain harvest. Grain prices are astronomical , and it is hoped that this will provide enough incentive to attract Grain dealers to the planet.
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Variables
$PLANET
- Anhur
- Athos
- Bex
- Corinthias
- Crius
- Desolia
- Destinas
- Hades
- Hephaestus
- Hermes
- Janus IV
- Karatikus
- Leviatha
- Massanas
- Ostinia
- Petra
- Serca
- Terrel
$CLIENT
- Chris Battson
- Alex Camilleri
- Elspeth Caldwell
- Paul Chapman
- Mike Cottam
- Richard Curtis
- Julia Derrek
- Joss Ellis
- Nick Elms
- Tracey Elms
- Mark Goldsworthy
- Nick Goldsworthy
- Jerwyn Gooson
- Robin Green
- Andrea Griffiths
- Bev Hayes
- Paul Hughes
- Andrew Bramley Hill
- Brian Hussey
- Tony Knox
- Adam Medhurst
- Phil Meller
- John Miles
- Matthew Miles-Griffiths
- Erin Roberts
- Jennie Sanders
- Anthony Stockton
- Brian Turnell
- Amanda Webster
- Ann Williams