Tyche present...the ultimate running shoe
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Tyche present...the ultimate running shoe is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. It is an advertisement and does not denote any changes to commodity prices.
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Tyche present...the ultimate running shoe
You're tough..you want the best. The best is all we're prepared to offer you.
The Tyche Ninja. Hypercompact plastics give you a 500% return on expended energy. The Tyche patent Pedidoc massages and cares for your feet while you run, treating and removing blisters, corns and verucas as you jog your way to fitness. Designer styling means that you're the envy of the neighbourhood; people will kill just to be your friend. No other shoe comes close. Only 350 credits.
Tyche. Just buy them.
