Pecs-cellent!
| Pecs-cellent! | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Specific |
| Number | 222 |
| Reporter | Arnold Viril |
| Locations | Janus IV |
| Commodities | Warp Steroids |
| Price Modifier | 130% |
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Pecs-cellent! is a News Bulletin by Arnold Viril. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 30% increase in the price of warp steroids on Janus IV.
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Pecs-cellent!
Fitness reporter Arnold Viril writes
Hello, muscle fans. This year's Beautiful Body Bash is taking place on Janus IV; any iron-pumper who's got talents to display should get down there and flex their pecs. As usual, Warp Steroids are in great evidence, with companies such as PumpUp! and Bulge-U-Like displaying a range of new products. Demand is fast outstripping supply, though, and we're gonna need lots more of that liquid iron if we're gonna pump it like we can. Much-loved events such as the two-tonne shuttle tug and the Man of Plasteen competition may well be cancelled if we don't get more of that bicep-blasting zooty.
