Category:News Bulletins

'

• 'Classic Craft' company finally fold
• 'Party' party outlawed

(

• (planet) authorities announce housing project
• (planet) in toxin turmoil

A

• A chance to coin it in!
• A new home for Hom
• A recipe for disaster
• Absolutely no meat content- guaranteed!
• Adipose Aggro on Anhur
• All-Stars do it again
• Altairian Rindpest hits (planet)
• Are you a Deathball fan?
• Are you as fat as a whale?
• Are you bored by life?
• Are you in search of lost childhood?
• Are you weedier than an abandoned hydroponics unit?
• Attack of the Bexian MegaLocust!

B

• Bad Tidings for Hephaestus!
• Bad blood at friendly match
• Beer, beer, we want more beer
• Beverage company in the drink!
• Bex authorities crack down on corporate expansion
• Black Market fears as police cuts are announced
• Blakk is back
• Blood and Ion
• Boardgame LXXVII happens
• Bored of being normal?
• Boweled over by sheer incontinence
• Bratjoy recall product line

C

• CIS Bulletin (1)
• CIS Bulletin (10)
• CIS Bulletin (2)
• CIS Bulletin (3)
• CIS Bulletin (4)
• CIS Bulletin (5)
• CIS Bulletin (6)
• CIS Bulletin (7)
• CIS Bulletin (8)
• CIS Bulletin (9)
• CIS bring Gamberettis to justice
• CIS net big brain bust
• CIS publish annual report
• CIS unveil plans for new departmental building
• Call for help goes out as famine strikes Janus IV
• Can't make a rash decision?
• Candid's Camera
• Cannibal horror as hundreds starve on Hephaestus
• Cargo crash causes contamination
• Carts of Parts hit the Marts
• Cereal Killers!
• Chnauzer runs for president
• Circus Circus!
• Citizens left without a foot to stand on!
• Civilian version of Freij Craft released
• Congratulations...
• Construction strike generates materials surplus
• Contamination hits synthetic foodstuffs
• Convicts sign TeleVid deal
• Corpulent competition causes chaos
• Crappy craft crock company
• Crash chaos kills kinky cyborgs
• Crius inhabitants show a lot of front
• Crunch time at Crisp Factory!
• Cult leaders arrested in Livestock fiasco

D

• D.A. issue new guidelines
• Damn that Dam!
• Defence Secretary resigns after sex shocker

D cont.

• Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV
• Diddler plays a blinder!
• Don't keep your eye on the ball!
• Don't let dangerous insects bug you
• Drought hits (planet) hard

E

• Edific Enterprises offer you your dream home...
• Eggs-ecution!
• Energize Captain
• Environmental science goes splosh!
• Every Winner Loses!

F

• Farmer attributes 100m win to lucky potato
• Fatbink reveal their latest shield system
• Faulty Fork Fiasco
• Flashlight business torched
• Floods, suds and mud
• Flower show ends on a high
• Flower shower
• Food wasting fad leads to famine
• For the Ser about system...The Tweedle Buckham VacSuit Deluxe
• For the gentleperson of taste...the timepiece of distinction

G

• Georgie's Gorgeous Orgy
• Global warming fears on (planet)
• Gnuflies plague (planet)
• Good harvest for (planet)
• Good prospects for Anhur
• Grain store goes with a bang!
• Grape Guru blamed for starving masses
• Gravel Rash denied official status
• Guns on the run

H

• H.O.C. table controversial 'air rationing' plans
• Hacker hunger horror on Hermes
• Happy Camper
• Hard?Cor! sign for Startled
• Hauliers strike starves (planet)
• Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?
• Help us! plead the inhabitants of Hades
• High drama at Pool Championships
• Hot digger-ty dog!
• Huge medical surplus as conflict ends
• Humongous fungus raises rumpus

I

• I'm just an 'armless orphan, guv
• I'm just going to implant my Brain!
• If your child hasn't got a Mutant Cosmic Thunder Samurai Newt...
• Improved afterburner available
• Interplanetary Congress pledges more money for CIS
• Is your beer holy satisfactory?
• It's Mountain O'Cash month!
• It's caviare to the General...
• It's easier for a rich man to get into heaven...

J

• Jake Starr is going through Hell...
• Jewel bash on (planet)

K

• Kershwin makes plea to single mothers
• Kick up the ass!
• KriskArms buys out ExTex
• KriskArms presents...the Femme Fatale

L

• Law Corps torp corpses
• Light makes many hands work
• Lottery closed following scandal

M

• Magician exiled for life as "disappearing food" trick fails
• Maiden oeuvre
• Many killed in freighter crash
• Marriage bliss for happy couple
• Mech Ball Championship delayed
• MegaLocusts hit (planet)
• Militant mutants manufacture misery for Karatikus
• Military coup continues on (planet)
• Moustachioed Mayhem on Hades

N

• New 'Cult Law' is passed
• New 'virus weapon' worries police
• New Hard? Cor! dates announced
• New decoy proves a success
• New factory opens on (planet)
• New from Gagco......the Kakotron 2000
• New league record set in Gritley-Rascon game
• New ore deposits located on (planet)
• New!!! From MegaGags!!! The Virtual Victim
• New, from Pulchresse...the CosmoDrone
• Now that's GOTTA hurt!
• Now that's what I call Death Metal

O

• Objects of Antiquity present...
• Oh, what a performance!
• Opi-Ola Corporation present new brands
• Opthalophagia epidemic on (planet)
• Ore market crashes

P

• Pack of Black Yaks attack Zak!
• Panic on (planet) as Grain harvest fails
• Party Chairman loses out in reshuffle
• Peace Minister faces jail
• Pecs-cellent!
• Pirates create food shortage on (planet)
• Platinum shortage reported on (planet)
• Police baffled by rodent popularity
• Police bust nets grand haul of firearms
• Police crack down on red light area
• Poll shows pop drop after Enforcement Bill
• Power station project given go-ahead
• Pre-Flab Construction
• Processed Lentils

R

• Rain, rain, go away!
• Rash crash causes splash at flash bash lash-up
• Rave off!
• Riots break out after election chaos
• Rodent show could be suspended!
• Rugby final marred by faulty player

S

• Scorching weather results in drought
• Scourge of the Biting Vole!
• Serra Magda Lyssom, your number's up
• Shares boom on (planet)
• Shock docs cock up!
• Sinners Dinners
• Sinoretti - The Spirit of Adventure
• Smart bomb, dumb pilot
• Soldiers get the needle
• Space port project runs into difficulty
• Star arrested in food fight frenzy
• Statistics debate rages on
• Stop this toxic terror!
• Storm wreaks havoc on farmers
• Stunt tragedy inflicts famine on Anhur
• Suffering from uncomfortable seat sores?
• Super grub ravages food supplies on Bex
• Synthi skin in demand as fires rage out of control

T

• Talk show Temptress blows her top!
• Tax protesters go on rampage
• Team Selachian win GroB Preis
• Teams count cost of Deathball season
• Techno Prisoners!
• Terrorists breach dam
• That's Rich!
• That's ore-ibble
• The Buttocks' Biggest Bash!
• The Sexual Revolution!
• The Zak is back!