That's Rich!
| That's Rich! | |
|---|---|
| |
| Type | Specific |
| Number | 181 |
| Reporter | Daniel Jepody |
| Locations | Hermes |
| Commodities | Biopolys Power Loaders Enviro Suits |
| Price Modifier | 115% |
| Previous | Rave off! |
| Next | Grain store goes with a bang! |
That's Rich! or That's rich! is a News Bulletin by Daniel Jepody. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 115% increase in the prices of biopolys, power loaders and enviro suits on Hermes.
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That's Rich!
Daniel Jepody knows what's going down
The system's wealthiest man, Richass Creesus, unveiled his latest scheme yesterday: to carve Hermes Largest mountain into a 150,000-1 scale model of his recently deceased fluffy rodent Chipsy. The project, which is estimated to take over five years to complete, calls for considerable quantities of BioPolys, Enviro Suits and Power Loaders, the prices of which have risen by a moderate amount. Richass said yesterday, 'I miss that damn rodent', before leaving the scene in tears.
Notes
- The news bulletin is listed as "That's rich!" in Origin's Official Guide to Privateer 2: The Darkening.
