Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV
| Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV | |
|---|---|
| |
| Type | Specific |
| Number | 168 |
| Reporter | Ian Stroke |
| Locations | Janus IV |
| Commodities | All Foods |
| Price Modifier | 125% |
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Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV is a News Bulletin by Ian Stroke. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin denotes a 25% increase in the prices of grain, fertilite, fresh water, livestock and Synthi meat on Janus IV.
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Diarrhoea fear strikes on Janus IV
Ian Stroke reports on toilet trauma
A virulent virus has coursed through the entire population of Janus IV, causing widespread indigestion and stool looseness. The bug has been traced to contaminated stocks of food stuffs and water, all of which have been destroyed in an attempt to bring the outburst under control. Fresh supplies are urgently needed. Addressing the senate yesterday, Consul Scatalus claimed that 'Soon all this will be behind us'.
