For the Ser about system...The Tweedle Buckham VacSuit Deluxe

For the Ser about system...The Tweedle Buckham VacSuit Deluxe

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For the Ser about system...The Tweedle Buckham VacSuit Deluxe Are you sick and tired of the same drab grey VacSuit? Do you want to cut a dash when you're clinching a deal? Then you deserve the Tweedle Buckham VacSuit Deluxe, the definitive haute couture travelling outfit. For only 1,500 creds, YOU can be the envy of travellers everywhere. Features include: The OmniComfort Endosystem, with full waste reprocessing, adjustable temperature control, MicroBar and AR on-line entertainment suite Eight pre-programmed 'Outfit' modes, plus the option to customise your own styles Automatic Designer updates every 4 weeks, plus a 20% discount on feature improvements

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