The answer comes from within for lottery winner
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| Number | 186 |
| Reporter | Norry Lekter |
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How do YOU pick your Lottery numbers? Perhaps you just make them up? Or maybe run a randomising program through your P.A.D.? Whatever you do, it's unlikely to be as bizarre as recent Luvverly Lucre Lottery winner Professor Georgh Divver: to select HIS winning numbers, he analysed his bodily excrescence. Let the man himself tell you: 'I was in something of a quandary as to how to fill out my lottery card, until I struck on the idea of using random atomic numbers. I analysed a portion of my faeces under a spectroscope, and wrote down the numbers of the first twenty isotopes I located.' Messy, true, and worth a cool 15 million credits.
