CIS Bulletin (News Bulletin 217)
This article is about a CIS Bulletin regarding Harold Binkum. For other uses, see CIS Bulletin (disambiguation).
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| Type | No Effect |
| Number | 217 |
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CIS Bulletin is a News Bulletin. It was published to the Commerce and Communications Network in 2790 and selected by the News Dicing system for Lev Arris. The bulletin does not denote any changes in commodity prices.
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CIS Bulletin
....Fraser Moores....Christopher Fatanis....Jeremy Allison....Jonathan Heastie....
If you know the whereabouts of any of the individuals named above, please contact your nearest CIS station. They have been judged to have acted in a manner which breaches levels of acceptable abnormality, and are required to undergo corrective surgery and therapy. Charges against these felons include the excessive use of silly voices, overindulgence in various illegal stimulants, and the repetition of annoying catchphrases which breach noise pollution regulations.
