Alopecia Cook

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Alopecia Cook
Occupation Escort pilot

CCN Entry


NAME Alopecia Cook
RATING Above Average
SHIP Heretic
HIRE 265
'D'ye want some? I'm 'andy!'

All mouth, no trousers. That's the only fair assessment of Ser Cook: known as the largest weapon in the galaxy, his voluminous braggadocio rings loud throughout every recruiting hall and drinking establishment in the Tri-System. He is not unskilled - poor pilots rarely live long enough to boast at all - but he certainly ranks among the most cowardly wingmen ever to put glove to joystick. He's cheap, sure, but unless you envisage facing no more than equal numbers of enemies on your voyage, you're best advised to leave him propping up the bar in his own inimitable fashion.