Ridgerunner
Vice Admiral
A Marine patrol came upon a wounded, unconcious terrorist in a ditch. So they secured him and started treating him. On the other side of the road, they found a wounded Marine, who was concious. Nearby was a truck with steam coming out of the radiator. As they treated him, they asked what had happened. The Marine told them that he had been going down the road, when he spotted the terrorist, who spotted him at the same time. They both took cover in the ditches on opposite sides of the road. The Marine said, "After I took cover, I yelled out to the terrorist that Saddam Hussein was a pussy, and so was he." The terrorist yelled back, "Ted Kennedy is a liar and a drunk!" So the Marine said, "Osama Bin Laden dresses funny, and acts like a frigid woman!" Then the terrorist said, "So does Hillary Clinton!" Then the Marine said, "So we were laughing, and patting each other on the back when the truck hit us."