Why did the Firekkan cross the road?
To get to the other side.....hehe....
ok, ok,
George Bush, Bill Gates, and Prince Thrakhath are all in a plane that's about to crash. But there's only two parachutes.
Prince Thraky says he needs to use a parachute because he needs to extermine humanity from the galaxy. He grabs one and jumps out.
George Bush and Bill Gates look at each other, and Dubyah askes "Who gets the last one?"
Bill Gates laughes and says "That wasn't a parachute, that was my new Windows OS portable GPS 9000gb storage capacity transciever device!"
ok...lame......I know.....
*ducks rotten vegatables*