I changed the words to Leonard Nimoy's The Ballard of Bilbo Baggins to make it The Ballard of Prince Thrakhath. Be warned, it's not that good
In the middle of the Universe in the land of Kilrah
lives a Bad Kilrathi whom we all dispire.
With his long sharp claws,
razer sharps Fangs
he lives to fight and everyone hates him
Prince! Prince! Prince Thrakhath
He's over eight feet tall
Prince! Prince! Prince Thrakhath
The badest Kilrathi of them all
Now Kilrathi are a war-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to share and they kill things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and kill alone
But one day Thrakhath was asked to go
on a big adventure to the stars afar,
to kill some Humans and
make some slaves in Kilrah.
Prince! Prince! Prince Thrakhath
He's over eight feet tall
Prince! Prince! Prince Thrakhath
The badest Kilrathi of them all
bitWell he fought with the Terrans!
He battled a Cold!!
He riddled with Angel!!!
Her gut he stole!!!!
He was chased by Hellcats!!!!!
Lost in space!!!!!!
Escaped by getting a Lift in a Crusier
Prince! Prince! Prince Thrakhath
The badest Kilrathi of them all
Now he's back in his home in the land of Kilra,
that badest Kirathi whom we all dispire,
just a-sittin' on a throne of silver and gold
and planning to kill the Terrans Home.
Prince! Prince! Prince Thrakhath
He's over eight feet tall
Prince! Prince! Prince Thrakhath
The badest Kilrathi of them all