Originally posted by Antman
they wont, cause my deth starz blew up erth
Are you responding to me, or to someone else?
If to me -- well, yes, so you blew up Earth. You didn't,
however, catch the cloaked evacuation ships(project "Aeneas") which have settled on a distant world in a far galaxy.
As to your massive fleet -- well, let's cut to the scene:
[SCENE - The DEATH STAR II - SUPERLASER CONTROL CENTER]
Helmeted guy: Hey! Look! I've just downloaded the latest
version of Quake 9000 off the web from a warez site!
Assistant: Cool! We'll fire it right up!
[They download the software onto their control stations.
As the game begins, they hardly notice a RRUMBLE in
the background]
[THE BRIDGE]
Imperial Officer: Governor! The main armament is activating!
Governor: WHAT!?? Oh, shit, it's aiming at the death star
I! Warn them!
[A helmeted officer calls up the communications console,
but his hand has just touched the controls when a brilliant
green beam lashes out. KA-BOOM!]
Officer: I think .. we just lost the Death Star one ..
Sir! The weapons are re-targeting the rest of the
fleet!
[SCENE: Outer Space]
Chaos ensues as all capital ships which downloaded the
virus -- some half the vessels -- begin to attack
those which are yet unaffected. Every now and then one
of the unaffected ships will 'turn' and begin attacking its own. Within the vessels a horrible war is being fought between the human occupants,virus-affected droids, and ship computers gone
mad. Stormtroopers are suddenly vented into space. Corridors are closed off by clouds of steam and radioactive gas. On some ships, control is regained only by shutting
down all software and machinery throughout the ship, disabling the vessel. And, ever and anon, the scene is
punctuated by a brilliant green flash from the death star, which is also suffering as virus-affected star destroyers
Kamikaze dive directly into it.
We'll come back in awhile and see how your fleet's doing
.
Respectfully,
Brian P.
