Snarky Dudes Review Wing Commander (May 24, 2014)

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"Reel Flix" has posted a lengthy video about the Wing Commander Movie. I don't really get their shtick... there's an old guy flanked by a pair of generic internet personalities plus a guy Skyping in from the back for some reason. The review plays out like they're reciting a handful of random IMDB comments. They don't seem particularly knowledgeable about the movie's background as they just as readily mock the name "Kilrathi" as the Kilrathi's appearance in the film (and that was from the guy who knew it was based on a video game!). If you don't make it very far into this, I don't think they'd blame you - even the reviewer on the left starts playing with his smartphone a couple minutes in. If you want to listen to an actual decent podcast about the movie, check out the recent Alcohollywood Review instead. Those guys are insightful, informative, don't pull any punches, and they designed a whole drink/drinking game for Wing Commander!

Reel Flix Reviews Episode 99 - Wing Commander (1999)
This Week Jon, James, Ryan and Rob Discuss: Wing Commander (1999) Directed by: Chris Roberts
The Rating For Wing Commander (1999) is:
Jon 2/5, James 1/5, Ryan 1/5, Rob 2/5 Reel Flix Reviews Score 2/5






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Original update published on May 24, 2014
 
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Yeah, I really don't get it. They must make a tiny bit of advertising money I guess? Everybody saw MST3K when they were kids and thought "Ha, I'm witty too, I can do that!" But it just comes across so tacky.

Nobody's going to get rich making fun of things that other people like on the internet. If people just dedicate their time to the things they love, then their passion will show through and the clicks/eyeballs/likes will come if they work hard enough. And if they don't, then who cares? You haven't wasted any time, because you're still spending time enjoying your hobby.
 
Nobody's going to get rich making fun of things that other people like on the internet. If people just dedicate their time to the things they love, then their passion will show through and the clicks/eyeballs/likes will come if they work hard enough. And if they don't, then who cares? You haven't wasted any time, because you're still spending time enjoying your hobby.

Yeah, that's what I really don't get about this. Even the generic screechy internet personalities out there clearly enjoy and put effort into what they're doing, at least the ones people actually remember, and these guys... just don't. Graphics look like they were lifted from an old GeoCities page, the panel seem to care even less about their show than I did, and they literally have no idea what they're talking about. You'd almost think the snarky commentary itself was snarky commentary on something, but that's probably giving too much credit. And this is apparently their 99th episode.

Also, I refuse to believe someone who aren't a WC-nerd would honestly score the film that low. I get the whole 'PALADINS IS TEH FREGHSN? 1/10' mentality some fans struggle with, but to anyone else it's a perfectly generic WW2--drama in space, and probably average at worst.
 
Also, I refuse to believe someone who aren't a WC-nerd would honestly score the film that low. I get the whole 'PALADINS IS TEH FREGHSN? 1/10' mentality some fans struggle with, but to anyone else it's a perfectly generic WW2--drama in space, and probably average at worst.
Now, now. For once, Metacritic is actually useful in telling us that a lot of critics out there did rate the film very poorly, so much so that its aggregate score is 21/100. I think the reactions of WC fans as compared to non-fans are actually the exact opposite now than you think. WC fans appreciate the film much, much more than the average movie-goer. Even those who originally ranted against all the changes the film introduced now look back, from a perspective of fifteen years later (gasp! That long?), and appreciate the film for at least trying to bring Wing Commander into a new medium. You'll notice, for instance, that people who commented about us using a ship design from the movie in Standoff, not to mention taking a whole clip from the movie and using it in the Episode 5 intro, were for the most part positive - even from people who stressed the fact that they didn't actually like the movie.

Also, for the record, it's not a "mentality" that fans "struggle" with. Disliking changes to your favourite franchise is not some mental disorder you need to come to terms with - it's normal. Yes, it's possible to get too worked up over the issue, which is silly - but ultimately, why should anyone not get at least mildly upset when the creator of the franchise starts making random changes to the universe based on things as trivial as casting preferences? And why shouldn't a Wing Commander fan be critical of a film that plays so fast and loose with the franchise, even to the point of attempting to insert absolutely crazy things like time-dilation?
 
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Yeah, sure, Metacritic shows 21/100 from movie critics... who are a notoriously snooty bunch and not the average "anyone else" he's referring to. Metacritic's general user scorers are a much more moderate 5.3. And that's a relatively small sampling, so if you go over to somewhere with a much larger audience like Amazon (a place comprised of more typical "Average Joe" responses than you'd see at a specifically movie oriented website), the average review is 3.1/5. Not amazing, not terrible by any means... actually kind of decent, which was Dyret's point.

I don't think the idea that there's a certain "mentality" is so far off base in some cases here. Tcheky Karyo is a good actor and a good portrayal of Paladin, but we've encountered scores of people complaining about his accent/ethnicity and how it somehow ruins things. Yet those same people ignore the drastic Blonde Paladin conversion to John Rhys Davies in WC3 (because neither change is really a big deal). That's just one example of many minor things that certain people seem to love to zero in on over and over.
 
You'll notice, for instance, that people who commented about us using a ship design from the movie in Standoff, not to mention taking a whole clip from the movie and using it in the Episode 5 intro, were for the most part positive - even from people who stressed the fact that they didn't actually like the movie.

I don't think anyone would disagree with incorporating elements from the film into the 'main continuity,' half a dozen fan projects have, most people who are angry about the film are angry about the rewrites they feel it made to that continuity, which doesn't have a lot to do with ship design and such. Besides, you people know what you're doing... if you should decide to set your next project during the Pilgrim War I'm sure people who absolutely hate the Pilgrim-stuff in the film would be all kinds of excited about you salvaging it or reclaiming it or whatever. They'd still hate the film, though. :)

Also, for the record, it's not a "mentality" that fans "struggle" with. Disliking changes to your favourite franchise is not some mental disorder you need to come to terms with - it's normal. Yes, it's possible to get too worked up over the issue, which is silly - but ultimately, why should anyone not get at least mildly upset when the creator of the franchise starts making random changes to the universe based on things as trivial as casting preferences? And why shouldn't a Wing Commander fan be critical of a film that plays so fast and loose with the franchise, even to the point of attempting to insert absolutely crazy things like time-dilation?

I agree with all of that except for the interpretation of my comment. If you wanted to like something but couldn't because stuff, that's something you struggle with, it has nothing to do with being an insane person. I feel the same way about the Hobbit-film and its godawful action-scenes.

I don't think the idea that there's a certain "mentality" is so far off base in some cases here. Tcheky Karyo is a good actor and a good portrayal of Paladin, but we've encountered scores of people complaining about his accent/ethnicity and how it somehow ruins things. Yet those same people ignore the drastic Blonde Paladin conversion to John Rhys Davies in WC3 (because neither change is really a big deal). That's just one example of many minor things that certain people seem to love to zero in on over and over.

Yeah, most of the things the film gets criticized for the games, especially the FMV ones did first. WC2's expansions apparently never happened, none of the actors had much in common with the previous design of the characters, the entire fleet got redesigned in a year, several characters got massively simplified, WC4's Border Worlds and secret Nazi-projects were as massive ass-pulls as the Pilgrim stuff in the film, and people aren't nearly as upset about that. Not that they necessarily should be, it's going to happen in a long-running hand-changing series, but it's something to consider.
 
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Yeah, sure, Metacritic shows 21/100 from movie critics... who are a notoriously snooty bunch and not the average "anyone else" he's referring to. Metacritic's general user scorers are a much more moderate 5.3. And that's a relatively small sampling, so if you go over to somewhere with a much larger audience like Amazon (a place comprised of more typical "Average Joe" responses than you'd see at a specifically movie oriented website), the average review is 3.1/5. Not amazing, not terrible by any means... actually kind of decent, which was Dyret's point.
I'm not trying to prove that all, or even most average viewers consider the movie to be utterly terrible. Dyret stated he refused to believe that somebody who wasn't a WC fan could seriously hate the movie so badly - I demonstrated that as a matter of fact, there's quite a few people who did. And let's not get into the elitist position where we disregard the critics as an isolated group that doesn't understand anything, shall we? :) At the end of the day, critics don't only try to guide the public, but are also themselves guided by the public - a critic whose reviews everyone hates will not hold a job very long. So, when a critic hates a film, there's a very high chance that many ordinary movie-goers agree with him.

I don't think the idea that there's a certain "mentality" is so far off base in some cases here. Tcheky Karyo is a good actor and a good portrayal of Paladin, but we've encountered scores of people complaining about his accent/ethnicity and how it somehow ruins things. Yet those same people ignore the drastic Blonde Paladin conversion to John Rhys Davies in WC3 (because neither change is really a big deal). That's just one example of many minor things that certain people seem to love to zero in on over and over.
This is a false equivalent. There is a universe of difference between changes that, however controversial, are seen as necessary - and changes that are both controversial and unjustified. I would argue that John Rhys-Davies was ultimately accepted as Paladin (...after a lot of initial complaining) because everyone understood that the change from cartoon to live-action would necessarily demand a change of appearance - and because for all his black-haired fatness, John Rhys-Davies spoke and acted like the old Paladin. What makes Tcheky Karyo controversial as Paladin is not the change in visual appearance, but precisely the fact that his new speech patterns are a substantially bigger change. They don't affect the mere appearance, but the actual nature of the character.

There is another factor, too. Wing Commander 3 moved the story forward. Who Paladin was in 2669 was "undiscovered country", so to speak. We did not go into Wing Commander 3 expecting Paladin to play any specific role in the upcoming events - for that matter, he could have not appeared at all, and it would have been all the same to us. But Wing Commander the movie went backwards in time, into a period for which we knew exactly what to expect - and went against those expectations. Prior to the movie, Paladin circa 2654 wasn't just Scottish, but a Scottish combat pilot. The movie demanded that we reconcile him being a well-known, long-serving Scottish combat pilot on the Tiger's Claw while simultaneously being a French-speaking secret ops privateer guy whom nobody on the Tiger's Claw recognised.

These are things that, of course, fans can (and have) ultimately found ways to explain away, to mend the continuity of the universe. That's fine, it's what we do as fans. We find ways to fix messes like this in the universe we know and love. But I refuse to lob insults, however subtle or nuanced, at people who express their anger at Chris Roberts unnecessarily messing with the universe. Their anger is perfectly justified, because for many fans, the movie really did go far beyond what was acceptable.

I agree with all of that except for the interpretation of my comment. If you wanted to like something but couldn't because stuff, that's something you struggle with, it has nothing to do with being an insane person. I feel the same way about the Hobbit-film and its godawful action-scenes.
Well, all right - I guess I don't know what you mean by "struggle with" in this case, but it sounds like you don't mean the way it is normally used (i.e., when someone is said to be struggling with issues, that's a roundabout way of saying they have mental problems). So, no objections, I guess.

Yeah, most of the things the film gets criticized for the games, especially the FMV ones did first. WC2's expansions apparently never happened, none of the actors had much in common with the previous design of the characters, the entire fleet got redesigned in a year, several characters got massively simplified, WC4's Border Worlds and secret Nazi-projects were as massive ass-pulls as the Pilgrim stuff in the film, and people aren't nearly as upset about that. Not that they necessarily should be, it's going to happen in a long-running hand-changing series, but it's something to consider.
Well, as I responded to Chris above, this is simply not true. Of all the Wing Commander products, there isn't a single one that made more controversial and ultimately unjustified changes than the movie did. Even something as crazy as Privateer 2 is ultimately more acceptable, simply because it's isolated from the rest of the universe. The movie went and revised massive parts of the universe's history, and not in the sense of filling in places we'd never discussed before (which is what WC4 did with its surprise introduction of a new faction - "oh, you've never heard of the Border Worlds before? Well, look they were there all along, but simply never got mentioned before because we didn't discuss the government on those planets. Or something."). It changed backstories for characters, it put characters in positions that, the universe had previously established, they would not reach until later, and so on. This is not at all comparable to WC3, WC4, or any other game, where the changes generally only involved unexpected turns of events in the future, as opposed to revising the past. The only similar case is the Academy cartoon (which, I suppose, gets kind of an easy ride thanks to the fact that it's really, really good).
 
Well, as I responded to Chris above, this is simply not true. Of all the Wing Commander products, there isn't a single one that made more controversial and ultimately unjustified changes than the movie did. Even something as crazy as Privateer 2 is ultimately more acceptable, simply because it's isolated from the rest of the universe. The movie went and revised massive parts of the universe's history, and not in the sense of filling in places we'd never discussed before (which is what WC4 did with its surprise introduction of a new faction - "oh, you've never heard of the Border Worlds before? Well, look they were there all along, but simply never got mentioned before because we didn't discuss the government on those planets. Or something."). It changed backstories for characters, it put characters in positions that, the universe had previously established, they would not reach until later, and so on. This is not at all comparable to WC3, WC4, or any other game, where the changes generally only involved unexpected turns of events in the future, as opposed to revising the past. The only similar case is the Academy cartoon (which, I suppose, gets kind of an easy ride thanks to the fact that it's really, really good).

Pilgrims for example aren't any more of a retcon than the Borderworlders.. If we can leave out the crazy versions of Pilgrims from the Telep novels, there was really nothing that remarkable about them and very much like the situation that you mentioned with the Border Worlds introduction in WC4, Blair's family history was something that was never explored previously. So why do people hate Pilgrims more than Borderworlders? (There's a case to be made that the original intention was that Pilgrims were intended to be Borderworlders). If the movie had actually been a good movie (I enjoy it but, really, it's not an objectively *good* movie in it's current form) I think you would have seen a much more welcoming response to Pilgrims.

Looking at the various versions of the movie script and rough cuts, it's become more and more clear to me that,the movie Chris Roberts shot was a Wing Commander movie that *was not* about the Kilrathi. There were Kilrathi in it but ultimately they don't matter. That might have been a an error in judgement, or perhaps not, but the theatrical cut of the movie really is a hollow shell of what it was intended to be. The script and what was shot was *about Pilgrims*, and more explicitely about Blair's struggle with accepting his Heritage. Secondary themes revolve around the pressure rank and responsibility plays on officers who make the hard decisions. (Angel more or less). The plot is structured around a Kilrathi invasion, but the real villains are Pilgrims. Pilgrims gave up Pegasus to the Kilrathi. Pilgrims are feeding the Claw's coordinates to the Kilrathi. People are suspicious of Blair because he's a Pilgrim. Blair is angry. When asked about his cross by Paladin, he's defensive and says it's his mother's. When he confronts Angel about questioning him after their initial confrontation with the ConCom (note there was also a pilgrim transmission from the claw at the same time that he reports on), Angel says "I don't see how you can be a Pilgrim and fight on our side." Blair again says "I'm not a Pilgrim" and again mentions his mother. He doesn't admit to being a Pilgrim until he confronts the Traitor on the Concom later in the movie. At one point he asks Paladin about Pilgrims... Paladin tells him, "like it or not, you've got some of that in you." His heritage is inescapable, so when confronted by the Pilgrim Traitor and by Gerald who's convinced he's a turncoat, he faced with a man that represents his heritage in a twisted way or his loyalty to Confed. Again though it's the Pilgrim traitors that sabotage the Claw and make it necessary for Blair to jump to Sol to warn the fleet. Blair's cross used to be his only connection to his heritage, but he lost it during the fight on the Concom. Paladin giving him his Cross is a reminder that the Cross ultimately doesn't matter. He's a Pilgrim whether he likes it or not. Blair makes the jump to Sol and saves the day.

So that was kind of a long winded way of explaining why an effort to deemphasize the Pilgrims in favor of the Kilrathi invasion actually did the opposite. The Kilrathi, while having some structure and hierarchy missing in the theatrical cut are rather underwritten as the main villains. They weren't intended to be. So now without the context of why any of Blair's struggle with his family tree is relevant, the inclusion of Pilgrims feels tacked on and draws attention to itself. Gerald's hate both is unreasonable and has no resolution. Without traitors the race for earth is de-emphasized and we're left expecting a big ship battle with the Concordia fleet. Fish in a barrel is anticlimactic.

There's other issues with the movie for sure, but I think without even putting fully a finger on a reason for fans to dislike the movie, that to a degree the fact that the movie we got was so far from what was intended, the effect of the removal of the traitor subplots colors how we view many of the movie's other flaws. Many of the problems (not all) are likely a result of that editing. A complete edit wouldn't be perfe

I agree that most critics that aren't fans don't think the movie is good but often they don't completely write it off either. They seldomly have the kind of hate you see from fans (without being internet angry for attention/hits). Mostly, an honest critic will likely be indifferent.. The movie's biggest sin is that the theatrical cut is basically "forgettable".
 
Well, as I responded to Chris above, this is simply not true. Of all the Wing Commander products, there isn't a single one that made more controversial and ultimately unjustified changes than the movie did. Even something as crazy as Privateer 2 is ultimately more acceptable, simply because it's isolated from the rest of the universe. The movie went and revised massive parts of the universe's history, and not in the sense of filling in places we'd never discussed before (which is what WC4 did with its surprise introduction of a new faction - "oh, you've never heard of the Border Worlds before? Well, look they were there all along, but simply never got mentioned before because we didn't discuss the government on those planets. Or something."). It changed backstories for characters, it put characters in positions that, the universe had previously established, they would not reach until later, and so on. This is not at all comparable to WC3, WC4, or any other game, where the changes generally only involved unexpected turns of events in the future, as opposed to revising the past. The only similar case is the Academy cartoon (which, I suppose, gets kind of an easy ride thanks to the fact that it's really, really good).

'The film fucked up the lore' is kind of a different complaint though, and a reasonable one, assuming it's reasonable to assume the film takes place in the same universe as the games. And yes, the game did do the same on occasion. Just look at Tolwyn; apparently father-to-his-men Tolwyn hates you for no reason now, oh, and he was a space-Nazi all along! And he's been training armies of super-Nazis to murder everyone to save them! That's not expanding on his character, that's a full-on rewrite, and people did complain about it then as well, because it didn't make any sense whatsoever with his previous characterization. What I'm talking about when it comes to the film is the 'the film can do no right', well, mentality. Tcheky Karyo's accent didn't ruin the storyline. Neither did the Rapier being a space-A10 now, and there being sound in space certainly didn't.
 
hello its Jon from Reel Flix Reviews I heard that someone was talking about us, I didn't think that Reel Flix Reviews Episode 99 - Wing Commander (1999) was that bad... Ok so it wasn't our greatest episode my apologies for that. for little background on me I love the wing commander games I own most of them still and I was and Am still sad there there won't be another game in the serie my other co-hosts however as far as I know have never played the games. I love the movie but I do not think it was a Good representation of wing commander the writing, casting, sets, and costuming were not the greatest and as some have said above they didn't do the greatest job transitioning from video game to live action movie but I still love the movie but i cannot give it a rating higher then a 2/5 but its really is just my opinion and are shtick is that were all movie fans we love Good and Bad movies alike and we feel that there are a lot of movies that get lost in the shuffle of new releases and we love talking about movies and generating conversations about them also thank you for watching Reel Flix Reviews
 
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