Random WC related notes, from the desk of Firebird

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But then, the wormhole in Proxima stabilized, but was fortunately thwarted by the TCS Cerebus, which managed to actually hit a bridge with that plasma cannon instead of some useless armor component or fighter, which caused an infinate-improbability phenomonon to manifest itself and managed to transform the wormhole into a rather unfortuante sperm whale and a pot of petunias. The Patunias and Sperm Whale suddenly were sucked back in time and crash landed on the Steltek Homeworld, causing them all to die.
 
The whale-and-petunia-incident of course occurs before the Steltek have a chance of turning the uber-mice blue. This of course causes them to revolt against the parakeet-empire...
 
... and busily start work on the Protracted Long-range Underdown Cannon - Kinetic (or P.L.U.C.K. for short), which, when fired, will simultaneously defeather every last fowl in the known galaxy (this cannon, of course, works according to basic scientific principles learned by every Steltek youth shortly after entering the local equivalent of an educational facility).
 
So, the Uber-mice fire the PLUCK thus destroying the Parakeet-empire. However, what they didn't know was that by doing this, the production of eiderdowns and other feather-related stuff increased production and prices were going down. Now this was noticed by Geoff Tolwyn and he bought a shitload of feather-costumes for the Black Lance. They ornamented their fighters with the feather and the Dragon became known as The Chicken. The extra feathers supplied the Chickens with more armor then a Dragon; because of this, Seether defeated (notice this can happen without violating any previous posts thanks to the time-travelling whale and pot of petunias) Blair; However, the Black Lance where defeated by th Maniac using a....
 
... broken fork! He accidentally trips with a fork and takes out Tolywn's eye, leaving the Black Lance leaderless, then the galaxy is nearly destroyed as maniac ACTUALLY wins a fistfight with Dekker!! But...
 
Heh, this kind of thing is legendary on the Volition Boards...actually infamous prolly describes it better...it's the only thread I know of to be banned by the Geneva Convention...
 
sosa striped and showed that she was really an Uber-Mouse in disquise, she then killed both dekker and Maniac
 
And took command of the BWS Intrepid. She then tries to clone (what's agood story without a clone, after all?) prince Trakkhath and the Pot of Petunia's in order to restore the balance in the universe (the inbalance of course created by the maniac almost defeating dekker), however, womething goes wrong and The result is 52 creatures: Trakkhunia and Petath. Now T&P have a fiendish plan to....
 
...go back in time and assasinate Chris Roberts. Because of him, humanity already knew about the Kilrathi war in the 20th century, and Petath was convinced that that was why the Kilrathi lost the war. Thrakkhunia thought it was because of the uber-fleas (which is correct) but he lost the argument.
They reckoned going back in time to Earth would be no problem, after all, the Earth is "mostly harmless". They were however about to discover that Earth is far from that if you're a cross between a giant cat and a petunia, because...
 
...of a little earth creature called a 'dog' which often enjoys destroying cat/plant hybrids. This almost works and a secret dog agent employed by the uber-mice almost suceeds until someone known only by his codename of CATS sets them up the bomb, but is foiled by his arch-nemesis DOGS when...
 
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