Boy, I sure hate really long usernames.
If you've got a gigabyte of webspace and a few gigs of transfer available, you're welcome to run a Files mirror. We currently have two mirrors (albeit one is somewhat out of date): our own FTP and Blacklance.org. If you put them up, drop me an e-mail with the URL and I'll add the mirror links.
But if you do have a gigabyte of webspace available, I think some other guy with a really long username (realcommanderblairontheblockheads or something) is looking to have some large animations hosted. Since we already have two Files mirrors available the community might benefit more from that.
Or you could make them available on a P2P network of your choice if you personally have the upstream capacity and prove once and for all those things aren't just for porn, MP3s and more porn.
I should also like to point out that the Files section (and the other 'locked' sections) were available this whole time from any page other than the index (even from the subscription page!)